The Hobo is a drunken, homeless lout. He's got a rat! Several rats, in fact. And holy shit, clown makeup. This guy has clown makeup in his pocket and absolutely nobody has any idea why. Incredibly strong in spite of his slight size and inflicted with the horrible disease of hoboism, he's the guy you bring to a fight if you want your enemies to suffer painfully over aggregate rounds.
Just a heads up, don't bring him anyplace else. Seriously, he smells just awful, and also his coat just chock full of rodents.